Friday, February 13, 2009

You're just mad cuz they're losing all their ice and stuff

The polar bear is obviously inferior to the Grizzly. No bear that can't hunt in globally warmed conditions deserves a vote in such a monumentally important poll.

Alas, the Grizzly will simply have to leave, grow a beard, gain some weight, and win an Oscar, Emmy, and Nobel.

"Peace, salmonheads" - Grizz

2 comments:

Andy said...

No kidding they eat salmon. That's why it makes sense to call his opponents salmonheads. Cuz he's goin ta eachya! Also... grolar bear will go the way of the dodo. Time for you to learn some stuff about things.

Andy said...

"I won a Nobel. Shut your face" - Grizzly T. Bear