How can I make this case more convincingly?

Listen. Apparently you God damned people don't understand. So here we go again.

1) Kodiak bears are triumphant.



2) Panda bears are awesome.



3) Spectacled bears are a powerful contender.



4) Even polar bears are tight.



5) Grizzly bears, however, are soft. They are clearly inferior in every way.



That grizzlies are tied for the lead in this poll is an atrocity. You people are a shame.